yeah boss i don’t tbink he’s the guy youd want to be quoting on that ☠️

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

So true queen!!!

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This warms my heart ...

I JUST HAD AN IDEA!

Comics… On the INTERNET.

It'll never work.

🐥🐻🐻‍❄️🎈

yeah brb my monster, from his slab, has begun to rise

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

starting a collection

yeah man this strain is called ‘final girl’ it’ll have you backing away precariously wielding a kitchen knife and shaking uncontrollably

happy it sucks saturday

It's like a bad dream

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

funniest shirt alive

you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

ran up that hill

A second Kate has run up that building